Why movie reviewers of today don't make sense

 Movie reviewers today might seem like they're writing their articles with predictive text. One minute they're waxing poetic about the cinematography, and the next, they're ranting about the popcorn prices. It's as if the plot twists in their reviews are more surprising than the ones in the movies they critique. Some say they've seen reviewers give a standing ovation to a movie trailer, then pan the film for not living up to the two-minute highlight reel. And let's not forget the classic "I haven't seen the movie, but here's my opinion" approach. It's a wild world of movie reviews out there, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected – like a plot twist where the reviewer turns out to be the director's pet parrot. Now, that would be a review worth reading!